Mud People are Good People
co-documented by Dr. Evil, Agent 007, Mud Man, and Pete
My name is Pete, keeper of the commode. I seek the creature they call Mud Man...
Anywhere Mud Man glistens and glides, day or night, I will not be far behind.
The bond he and I share is a deep secret. It is my burden to bear,
and I must shoulder it alone. But you may follow me...if you dare.
Maybe the mystery of Mud Man's elusive nature will be revealed to you
in this faded excerpt from a rare inter-tribal mud correspondence.
It is I: MUD MAN! Here to save the day!!
Over there! Dr. Evil is attempting some vile treachery...
I must move swiftly to foil his plans!
Goodbye, and Stay hydrated, fellow Mud Person.
Who Mud Man so carefully protects:
Scenes from the Carefree Lives of the Mud People
(a result of Mud Man's eternal vigilance):
Celebrating Sir John Hand Day...
Rare documentation of the Mud People's use of primitive
water-transportation technology.
The thin layer of mud on the floor
of each vessel is for emergency hydration.
Simply stated: E.Y. ROCKS!
Nature smiles upon the peaceful Mud Tribespeople.
Overheard on United flight 1497: "I like Pete. He's cool.
But what's the connection between him and Mud Man?"
Let the legend live on...forever.
© The Mud People, 1999. All photos on this page by
Pete Hammond. Back to
Mud People Tribal Elders
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